call the wrong nigga irl a “cis male” and he might knock ya lights out

a real nigga will think cis male is a special overnight priority package delievered thru UPS for 5 extra dollars.

i’m bullshitting this two page paper right now for english and i feel so accomplished.

I’m so pretty 🌚


man fuk sex play me in 2k n make me a sandwich shawty


it’s some stupid ass niggas on here

i have class in the morning 

i dont wanna go 

Like how mad would you be really if your girl told you she let some nigga cum in her hands?


No sex, no jerking, just allowed a nigga to buss in her cupped hands.

we gotta go on a hiatus


inside of round dark home there live little white tadpole. him have lot brother and sister. one night it getting hot in home so him and brother and sister deciding to go for swim and they swimmed

they all fall into dark cave and little white tadpole smash into egg

9 month later you born. 10 month later you having first of many fart

goodnight friend


nice boobs and nice ass isn’t a requirement from my girl. like i ain’t gon turn down a shawty wit a perfect personality and a beautiful face cause she don’t got no body. body is icing on the cake but pound cake ain’t got no icing and i fuck wit that heavy.